October 2010
36 posts
Bit of a Pradicament
so you all no i’m ganna move out of the house no matter what, by the end of this summer, i’m either ganna liv in south bend, or indy…..
but heres the thing, i don’t no if you guys no this or not but i’m a christian an i go to this awsome church, now that doesn’t mean i’m religious, I gots my own opinions as to the restrictions of what christians can or...
mother of mine
so my moms solution to life is runing from the problem, and pretending it does not exist. she would rather everyone pretend everyone was perfect and life was just fine with a little chairy on top.
i would try to talk about an important topic and after a few minutes of gettin down to the heart of it she gives up and says….
-I don’t wanna talk about, i don’t no, stop talking to...
omg startin to sound like a fukin sick-bay in the library…..
-GET THE FUK OUT A HERE!!!!! Go home make them sik not me, shit. Get that nighquill
bahahaha!!!!, shit, you all know i barely made it past high school…..damn!!!
sol i know you remember them papers we wrote in caramics class, lol, with becca, that shit was toooooooooo funny, i could barely comprehend that shit…..
but i’m tellin you, all i’m good at is throwin and splaterin that paint, it’s like my super power…..give me a canvas and i’ll...
OMFG, Michelle
so u all no mah sista crazy right, i me i luver an all but, i might as well be the first born, i mean she to inasent, she be autimatically trustin people, i mean thats not a bad thing but when a 50 year old man asks you out for lunch; YOU DON”T GO…….
this is the kinda shit that makes me question whether or not to leave her on her own, i mean i guess she gots to make her own...
College life
it’s oficial, i luv college life……
new people, new places (well i mean when i leave) and all kinds of opertunity. you can jus smell college in the air it’s marveles, i’m in luv (with college don’t play)
it’s a magnificent feelin walkin around noing that your makin somthin of your life and seein all these good lookin people jus make me feel...
didn’t hav to go to class till 1:00 at which piont (after several failed atempts at teaching) my teach decided to call it a day and ended class 45 minutes earlly!!!
so guess what i did……. thas right, went an got some chineese food,
damn lemme stop with this spending money bindge, ugh i jus wish my balance would stay the orignal amount and not move,
FML!!! FML FML FML...
shit, tryin to write this damn paper and nothins comin….. guess it’s time for some chineese foo to reefule so i can divide and conquer
or i’ll jus sit there an hav michelle right it
clearly theres somethin wrong
so i’ll be sittin there listenin to people’s opinions an beleifs bought difrent shit, an when it comes time for me to voice mine, is like my connection between my tougne and my brain goes on lockdown,
was up with that,
i mean i got plenty of opinions and my own beleifs bought shit, but i can’t say um in the moment, i mean when it comes to writing, thas no prolem i mean look at...
so i don’t no bought any of u but wen winter starts rollin around i seem to miss havin that significant other around to snuggle with an get warm…
now i’m not sayin i wouldn’t miss my singal life, shit i’m happy as pie for that to stay around but….
i’m jus sayin….. hmmmm, maybe i should take my own advise an get a prostitute….
Ominee where...
went to type in tumblr, and i miss-spelled it (go figure) and a website came up called yumblr!!!
check out this amazing sand sculpture →
I lied, i’m not a loner what was i thinkin, i’v never been an never will be, i would miss that human to human interaction….. i need it, is there anything rong with that, what does that make me, needy? helpless? dependent?
you no what i don’t even giv a fuk, i was tryin to be somethin i’m not, i relize that now, will this relization make me any less anoying?...
Decisions, Decisions
so i’m lookin at iupui right, get this it’s only $1,000 more for me to go there then were i’m goin right now, not to mention IT’S IN FUKIN INDY!!!
so what the hell was i thinkin, i’ve decided that my parents hav run my life to long, it’s time to stake my clame on the world, no longer will you hear me utter the words…..”my parents said”,...
To Do list for 2day
1. Go to math class at 9:00 (didn’t even hapen)
2. go to mcydee’s for breakfast (damn those mcgridles are good, i also started that monopoly game thing they got, bought to win a million buks)
3. go to mall and look at stuff i want to buy but can’t.
4. Go to art history class at 1:00 (that class is to much fun, crazy ass teacher be climin up the walls an shit)
5. Go to...
serious moment
so i don’t no if u heard or not bought jonee’s freind, Haley, i met her once, she was pritty tight,
well last night that girl died in a car accident, SHE WAS 19,
jus sat there for a sec after gettin the text, contumplating bought this, bought everyone i’m close to and luv, even my own life, damn this shit could happen to anyone i no or even me in a flash… we don’t...
Story Time 2
so we went to lunkers for my step dads b-day right (like thats a big deal) but i went, didn’t wanna cause a scene an shit,
Back Story: to prove how much of a dick my step dad is, he was bitchin at my mom about how every time he liked somethin they changed the damn menue, like they did it jus to spite him…….
STFU bitch!!!!
anywho…. back to the stroy
so we arrive,...
this is the coat i'm a get.... any thoughts →
story time
so i was sittin there hungry as hell, my sis comes along out of thin air, and is like
-a wanna get some ritters
-omg u read my mind sis ( a LARGE, vanilla custard, damn almost as good as dat asain american food)
we pull up, sign sais open, no one in sight, i see this door bell thing an i was like hmmm guess i’ll ring it,
> CRASH!!!!!** BANG!!!!!!** RAW!!!***!!!!!!!! (shit starts...
Now Listen
I’m tired of people feelin sorry fo themselves, get out of highschool, grow up, is ok
trust me theres a whole world out there, go fukin explore it,
or jus get a prostatute, somethin, i mean damn
oh….. and um by all means, DON’t COME BACK, no one needs you!!!!
Sincerly,
your freindly neighborhood, doo doo papa
so i defanatly jus went into the cafe at school got some shit, went to go stand in line and it was alrdy at the door.
mm…. looked around, no one lookin,
and i’m on my way without payin for a thing…. i think this is becomin a habbit
Who Invented Stepdads
Bitch please, jus sit there with yo jelous lookin self, jus cause i’m makin somethin of my life and you gave up after sophmore year of high school doesn’t mean you can come over here an tell me that i’m doin it all rong. wtf have you eva done for me. Shit!!! I got my intire life ahead of me and bet if you think that you’ll ever be apart of it…. mmm and once again jus...
Heavy Shit
today i was by myself creating the next mona lisa of our time and I asked my self, da fuk am i ganna do with my life. I decided to not decide, i’m a live this life one day at a time like there isn’t a tomorrow. is anyone else feelin this shit, maybe is jus me, but as of today I plan on makeing my mark on the world.
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condom slogans
so check out this tx i got today, #8 is my fav
1. cover your stump, before you hump!
2. don’t be silly, protect your willy!
3. you can’t go wrong if you shield your dong!
4. if you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey!
5. wrap it in foil, before you check her oil!
6. sex is cleaner with a packeged weiner!
7....
